*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
Brown girls who say they’re lookin for an Aladdin make me laugh so hard. Like homie was broke, lied about his background and walked around with his shirt unbuttoned, acting like he was the shit. That’s literally every brown guy ladies, come on.