Brown girls who say they’re lookin for an Aladdin make me laugh so hard.
Like homie was broke, lied about his background and walked around with his shirt unbuttoned, acting like he was the shit.
That’s literally every brown guy ladies, come on.
sure, money can’t buy you “happiness” but it can buy you a sense of financial security, remove the worry of not being able to feed yourself, remove the fear of losing your house, remove the discomfort of not being able to socialize because you don’t have the money to go out, and also it can buy you the new pokemon game and that’s pretty fucking close
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The PropheC’s turning into the punjabi version of Drake.. He’s got me crying about ex’s that don’t even exist 😭😂
Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke
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